
- Do you think the name "caucus" sounds gay? Maybe we should change it to "posse."
- No one is allowed to walk by themselves in public. Twos also looks suspicious, so everyone find two traveling buddies. Do **not** skip, hold hands, or sing.
- Call 1-800-Flowers and send a bouquet to your wife. Better yet, have a standing order once a week
- Pee Wee Herman is our guest speaker next week. He will teach us how to constantly be on the lookout for men who are trying to give us free blow-jobs in restrooms, and how to avoid that situation.
- The Log Cabin Republican annual dinner has been moved to Archibalds.
- We're handing out business cards with the names of several excellent defense attorneys. Take one and pass them around.
- Slate has an excellent article on bathroom stall do's and don'ts. Read it and memorize it.
- At least we still have the Bill Clinton-Monica Lewinsky scandal to throw in people's faces when they question our morals.
- Isn't there supposed to be another hurricane this week? Somebody call the Weather Channel.
- Get a room if you have to. Geez!!!



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