Top Ten Things Overheard at the CNN Republican Debate:
10. As president, I would send George Bush on a tour of all the amusement parks in the United States to amuse people.
9. I am not the descendant of a "primit."
8. I think abortion is wrong, but I think government should stay out of it.
7. Wait, my BlackBerry is ringing. Oh, another person who can't vote for Romney because he's Mormon.
6. Somebody call an ambulance, Our Lord Jesus Christ has smite (smiten?) Rudy Giuliani.
5. Even if everything we now know was wrong with our reasoning of going to war in Iraq, it was still the right thing to do.
4. Raise your hand if you're on your third wife....
3. I believe Mexicans have the right to stay in this country, but only if they can prove that they've successfully put up with a crappy, low paying job for five years.
2. Raise your hand if you've had impure thoughts...
1. I bought my blue suit on sale at Gentlemen's Wearhouse.
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They all look like Patent Lawyer wannabees. Cause ya know, ain't nothin' hotta ana Patent Lawyer.
Posted by: Brett Trout | June 6, 2007 9:12 AM | Permalink to Comment